norcumi:

ladiesplusjunk:

that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.

Just beautiful.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

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finsterpup:

Shout-out to childhood…

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You were the greats. We miss you.

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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dallassalad:

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now you have a transparent picture to drag to the inbox button to make it look like you have messages

this is the saddest thing i have ever seen

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

LOOK AT THIS SHIRT I JUST FOUND IN MY OLD DRESSER

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  • If I was dating you.. (FINISH IT IN MY ASK, ANON OR NOT)
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superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.