that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important
the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people
now you have a transparent picture to drag to the inbox button to make it look like you have messages
this is the saddest thing i have ever seen
- If I was dating you.. (FINISH IT IN MY ASK, ANON OR NOT)
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you