a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”
"You can’t wear pink you’re a boy!"
Yeah well in the 19th century pink WAS one of the major colors boys would wear, and on top of that when was the last time you told a girl she can’t wear blue?
if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.
AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL
if you dont like peeps get away from me
do you mean people or is there something american called peeps
either way *gets away from you*
WHST IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE CANARY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
hey now you have not liVED until you’ve had a peep ok
Wait, did we do it? Do we finally have something other countries don’t have/know about?? We’re not the ones who are out of the loop for once?
the les mis fandom actually terrifies me because its been around for like 300 years in some form and every so often a movie happens and it rises like a sea serpent from the ocean, swallows two of my dearest friends and retreats beneath the waves for another few centuries
how old are you
:Please check this project out!!
I normally don’t reblog comic stuff, but little girls making their own awesome super alter egos will always be an exception.
|God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out. |
Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)
this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard