"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
Asked by inhuldible-crelk
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
WHY do periods exist and WHY do they hurt so much WHAT kind of evolutionary advantage does this pain give me? Huh? fuck you, darwin
dragons used to ovulate as a form of high status and became immensely respected for the pain they endured. They were only ruled by female dragons, and as we evolved, we kind of lost the high status and respect from males but kept the ovulation.
This is now the answer I’m giving my nieces when they moan to me about cramps.
there’s a pretty damn thick line between being an optimist and being a pessimist but fuck if that’ll stop me from jumping rope with it
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people